Re: LUG: Switzerland IV: The Happening - Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:07:23 -0500

Subject : Re: LUG: Switzerland IV: The Happening

From : Brian Cottingham <spiffytech@gmail.[redacted]>

Date : Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:07:23 -0500

I, Brian Cottingham, nominate myself for the position of Chief
Subcaptain of Switzerland.

Here is the requisite likeness of a spider, accompanied by a convenient
measurement of the arachnid.

On 12/08/2011 01:07 PM, Ian Kilgore wrote:
> Water-filled skinbags,
>
> As determined via legitimate governmental proceedings on Tuesday the
> 6th of December 2011, I am your official Captain of Switzerland. It is
> now my prerogative to initiate a swift and rigorous course of action
> designed to ameliorate the miserable condition of this organization's
> foreign policy, robot civil rights, and taste in fine drapery.
>
> This course of action may include such potentially glorious undertakings as:
> 1) Celebrating Canadian Thanksgiving
> ii) Influencing today's youth to incite violence in their communities
> c) Registering `ncsulug.xxx'
> ?) Furthering the development of a Capslockday-preparedness task force
> five) Assisting the Minister of Zombie Defense in his righteous duties
>
> Pursuant to the achievement of these resplendent objectives, I am now
> accepting nominations for cabinet positions. Please enclose in your
> application:
> * Your given name
> * The office to which you are applying
> * A photograph, drawing, or schematic representation of a spider
>
> Applications will be accepted via email, facsimile, or bicycle courier.
> In order for your application to be considered, you must respond no
> earlier than Wednesday the 3rd of August 2011.
>
> Good luck, and remember:
> NCSU SWITZERLAND BEST SWITZERLAND
>
> Your fearless leader,

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