Disclaimers

This talk focusses more on the basics of php than any of the more complex features.
All examples are code that has been tested on a Red Hat Linux 7.3 web server. They should work on any system with a current version of php, but I'm not going to garentee anything since php seems to suck about things like that.
I refuse to do object oriented php. If you want that much crack you've already had to much and should open a window.
If you are having problems with your TPS reports please refer to the memo, if you have missplaced the memo we will be happy to get you a new copy.

This talk focusses more on the basics of php than any of the more complex features.